President Donald Trump is trailing Joe Biden by double digits in polls by CNN, CNBC, and even Fox News. So, needless to claim, Trump has taken to Twitter to cry about how neatly-liked and cherished he certainly is, complaining that mainstream media is now not always in point of fact reporting his (extremely poorly attended) rally in Tulsa used to be a ratings hit for Fox News.
“Sizable point,” said Late Night host Stephen Colbert. “In the midst of a world pandemic and wide civil unrest, reporters are entirely burying the story of what number of people have been staring at TV. It jogs my memory of that headline after Pearl Harbor: ‘FDR speech gets obliging ratings! Also, war.’
“To be comely, Trump is comely,” Colbert persevered with an extremely uncommon, extremely cursed phrase. “A file desire of people did tune in to appear him be humiliated in Tulsa. Or now not it is the feel-upright hit of the summer!”
Trump has also been facing the fallout of his speech on the Tulsa rally, for the length of which he said he suggested neatly being officers to sluggish down coronavirus sorting out so the U.S. would have fewer confirmed cases. As Colbert notes, the White Home has since claimed Trump’s apparent “if I’m in a position to now not sight it it is now not in point of fact exact” manner to public neatly being used to be upright a joke.
“Yeah, he is joking about a world pandemic! Or now not it is a snippet from his contemporary standup particular, ‘Donald Trump’s Deth Comedy Jam,'” said Colbert, sooner than impersonating Trump: “‘I in point of fact killed! Then I went on stage.'”
Sadly for the staffers continuously running after him with snot rags and baby wipes, the president hasn’t been sticking to their quilt story. When straight away asked about his feedback concerning coronavirus sorting out, Trump said on Tuesday morning, “I fabricate now not baby. Let me upright uncover you, let me make it obvious.”
“Oh my god,” said Colbert. “Your workers does the entirety they’ll to drag your news cycle out of the ditch after which you upright floor it in reverse.”